Ep.86 - The Departed

July 20, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "The Departed". We do another game of 5 Questions with Wayne Bullard vs Wendy Kropf (standing in for David Dooley and Chris Holt), and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.83 - Se7en

June 22, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, and the lovely Casey discuss this week's movie, "Se7en". We do another game of 5 Questions with Chris Holt, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.82 - The Mummy (1999)

June 8, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "The Mummy". We do another game of 5 Questions with Wendy Kropf, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.78 - True Romance

May 11, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "True Romance". We do another game of 5 Questions with David Murray, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.74 - The Fast and the Furious

April 13, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "The Fast and the Furious". We do another game of 5 Questions with Ashley C, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.73 - Big Trouble in Little China

April 6, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "Big Trouble in Little China". We do another game of 5 Questions with David Dooley, and we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.68 - X-Men Origins - Wolverine

March 2, 2017
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, and Kiddy Corner Wil discuss this week's movie, "X-Men Origins - Wolverine". We do another game of 5 Questions with Ashley C. and, of course, we also pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.56 - Die Hard

December 8, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, the lovely Casey, Kiddy Corner Wil, Jay the Journalist, and Tim Toole My Neighbor discuss this week's movie, "Die Hard".  We do another game of 5 Questions with Rawdon James and, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@gmail.com.

Ep.52 - Casino Royale

November 10, 2016
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Jaret and Rich discuss this week's movie, "Casino Royale" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Bond movies, Bond actors, Bond girls, Bond gadgets, Bond action, Bond torture, Bond poker handsand much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with Rawdon James.  "Tim Toole My Neighbor" hangs out for a bit, as well. And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com.

Ep.50 - The Lost Boys

October 27, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "The Lost Boys" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Jaret's UK tour with BFS, losing things, Kip Winger, vampire glitter, low-voiced bad acting, restless leg syndrome, Jaret cries again, and much, much more! "Kiddy Corner Wil" hangs out for a bit, as well. And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag. If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com.

Ep.47 - Cowboys & Aliens

September 29, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Cowboys & Aliens" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like cowboys, aliens, conjunctions, wedding toasts, red heads from Scotland, the presidential debate, Jaret Facebook friending Rich againand much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with Rawdon James.  "Kitty Corner Wil" and "Tim Toole My Neighbor" hang out for a bit, as well. And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com.

Ep.40 - Road House (PART 2 of 2)

August 11, 2016
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Jaret and Rich are joined by Jay Betsill (@TheFamousJay) from DFW.com and he totally hooked us up with an in-studio visit from one of the stars of Road House, Marshall R Teague (@MarshallRTeague) who played bad guy, "Jimmy"  (Yes, that's him pictured below).  How amazing is that???  This is a two part-er because there was just too much great stuff we didn't want to cut out of the episode.  Enjoy all the crazy insight Marshall dishes out about the film, the stars, and the people of Road House.

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Ep.40 - Road House (PART 1 of 2)

August 4, 2016
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Jaret and Rich are joined by Jay Betsill (@TheFamousJay) from DFW.com and he totally hooked us up with an in-studio visit from one of the stars of Road House, Marshall R Teague (@MarshallRTeague) who played bad guy, "Jimmy"  (Yes, that's him pictured below).  How amazing is that???  This is a two part-er because there was just too much great stuff we didn't want to cut out of the episode.  Enjoy all the crazy insight Marshall dishes out about the film, the stars, and the people of Road House.

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Ep.39 - The Bourne Identity

July 28, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "The Bourne Identity" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Rich's mom referencing his penis, Jaret and Rich's facebook fight, Rich's love of LOST, palm scanners, lanyards, Jaret's time-share experience, and much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with $50 supporter, Wendy Kropf.  "Tim Toole My Neighbor" hangs out for a bit, as well.   And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com. 

Ep.38 - Star Trek

July 21, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Star Trek" (2009) as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like treadmills, Star Trek captains, Kirk actors, Bowling for Soup CD progress, Star Trek cast drama, Star Wars vs. Star Trek, lens flare, Fresh Prince, Chris Hemsworth hotness, Chicken Express, breastrants (again), and much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with $50 supporter, David Murray.  "Tim Toole My Neighbor" and Casey's step-dad, Dennis, hang out for a bit, as well.   And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com. 

Ep.35 - Smokey and the Bandit

June 30, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Smokey and the Bandit" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Burt Reynolds '70s/'80s hotness, Sally Field's ass, Jerry Reed's songs, toiletpaper, breastrants, and much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with $50 supporter, Ashley C.  And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com. 

Ep.34 - Independence Day

June 23, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, Casey, and "Tim Toole My Neighbor" discuss this week's movie, "Independence Day" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like aliens, anal probes, Will Smith, getting stuck like dogs, Fresh Prince talk, Stands with a Fist, Randy Quaid, Vivica A. Fox, national defense procedures, annoying voices, Muppets, UFOs, Apple Macs, Megadeth, natural disasters, and much, much more!  Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with $50 supporter, Dave Murray.   And, of course, we pull some questions out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com. 

Ep.32 - Red Dawn (1984)

June 9, 2016
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Jaret and Rich discuss this week's movie, "Red Dawn" (original 1984 version) as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like clouds, pooping your pants, music of 1985, prehistoric Lea Thompson, peeing in radiators, living without the internet, Tim says something funny, remakes, deer hunting, crying, state capitals, flank steaks, eating horses, lots of talk about brothers, and much, much more!    Oh and we also did another game of 5 Questions with $50+ supporter, David Dooley, as well!!  We even pull a question out of the mailbag.  If you have a question, write us at jaretgoestothemovies@carsickfatkid.com. 

Ep.27 - Captain America: The First Avenger

May 5, 2016
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Jaret and Rich are feeling very patriotic while discussing this week's movie, "Captain America: The First Avenger".  They also talk about heroism, war, veterans, shields, comics, Haley's amazing Atwells, Samuel L Jackson (AGAIN), and much, much more!!

Ep.25 - Pulp Fiction

April 21, 2016
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Jaret and Rich are joined by special guest, TC Feming from the "The Ticket" radio station to discuss this week's movie, "Pulp Fiction" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics.  We also play another game of "Five Questions" it TC!

Ep.23 - Guardians of the Galaxy

April 7, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Guardians of the Galaxy" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Gary Shandling's death, Jaret co-staring in another movie with a star from this movie, the soundtrack, Jaret's sex tape with Rivers Cuomo, Jaret's long hair and napsack, Rich's love for red women - oh, and we have a special appearance by one of our $50 Patreon Producers, Ashley C and play another game of "Five Questions"! 

Ep.21 - Batman

March 24, 2016
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Jaret and Rich discuss this week's movie, "Batman" (1989) as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Val Kilmer, Jaret's hit songs, Zack Efron being Brad Pitt-ish, Batman's wing-spread, Arli$$ being terrible, Keaton's face-acting, and much more!  Oh, and we have a special appearance by one of our $50 Patreon Producers, Dave Murray!

Ep.19 - Top Gun

March 10, 2016
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Jaret and Rich discuss this week's movie, "Top Gun" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like Tom Cruise's middle tooth, bad acting, great flying scenes, Val Kilmer songs, landing on Aircraft Carriers in real life, Meg Ryan's cuteness, hot sculpted bodies playing sand volleyball, reckless driving, terrible love scenes, and so much more!  Oh and dare we say it... but this might just be a hilariously PERFECT episode from start to finish.

Ep.16 - Tombstone

February 11, 2016
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Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "Tombstone" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like: the worst and best acting of all time, westerns, electric cowboys, urban cowboys, yellow-bellied cowboys, young guns, Kevin Costner, Rich's only valid point of the podcast series, epic mustaches, Jaret's Jimmy Kimmel appearance, Steve Vai, oh and spoiler alert... we solve this one too.

Ep.13 - The Matrix

January 21, 2016
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Casey is back!!  Jaret, Rich, and Casey discuss this week's movie, "The Matrix" as well as life, love, and other crazy topics like... The Matrix and Game of Thrones plot confusion/complexity.  Who is the real Keanu Reeves?  Keanu vs. Denzel acting.  Darth Vader is the Lion King.  Cleaning up Neo's poop.  There is no spoon.  "Suds in the Bucket" by Sara Evans.  Glitches in the Matrix.  Scary Movie and James Bond tropes.  Dodging bullets.  Is glass a solid?  Water Karate and dolphins.  Hope Solo's vagina tease.  The Matrix sequel (minor) spoilers.  Oh and we also SOLVE the Matrix!!

Ep.9 - Star Wars (PART 2 of 2)

December 18, 2015
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Things discussed in this episode:

  • Rich saves Star Wars
  • Jaret meets Spiderman
  • Jaret goes to the cantina
  • Rich hammers his head
  • Jaret reminisces on "Bubba" Fett
  • Rich finds the droids he's looking for
  • Jaret gets into more bar fights
  • Rich despecializes George Lucas
  • Jaret builds a brand new Death Star
  • Jaret supports Casey's decision
  • Rich takes Jaret for granted
  • Rich fights for Jedi
  • Jaret breathes while he talks
  • Jaret gives himself to the force
  • Jaret plays Tempest
  • Rich jerks with his hand
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about #StarWars as well

Ep.9 - Star Wars (PART 1 of 2)

December 17, 2015
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We ran really long on this episode so we had to split it into two parts.  This half is mostly random discussions about Star Wars in general and the second half will be a more normal discussion about the scenes... ah, who am I kidding; we go off the rails in the second half as well.


Things discussed in this episode:  

  • Rich belts it out  
  • Jaret travels to "Tatoony"  
  • Rich puts Star Wars sheets on his bed  
  • Jaret loves his bother  
  • Jaret shoots Jawas  
  • Rich acquires all the Lukes  
  • Jaret becomes a Thespian  
  • Rich shoots at the ceiling  
  • Jaret doesn't find shit  
  • Jaret makes a list with bacon  
  • Jaret enhances Casey  
  • Rich kills Anakin Skywalker  
  • Jaret shot first  
  • Jaret hates on #RussellBrand  
  • Rich remakes Episode IV  
  • Rich wears a skirt  
  • Jaret Ubers the British  
  • Rich can't keep a girlfriend  
  • Jaret and Rich fight with lightsabers  
  • Rich stops censoring Jaret  
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about #StarWars as well

Ep.5 - Raiders of the Lost Ark

November 19, 2015
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Things discussed in this episode:
  • Jaret hates on great singing
  • Rich wears more Magnum PI shorts
  • Jaret watches the wrong movie
  • Rich goes to his parents' "key parties"
  • Jaret learns movie taste from his sons
  • Rich gets scared by ‪#‎TedDanson‬
  • Rich defines a "trope"
  • Jaret discovers THE ‪#‎MichaelMoore‬
  • Jaret shows his balls to his future father-in-law
  • Rich runs from fiberglass
  • Jaret performs on the big stage
  • Jaret gags himself on an Eastern European
  • Jaret pees on a flaming ‪#‎MarkCuban‬
  • Rich gets mad about Greedo
  • Rich talks about his legless lizard
  • Jaret shows you where to kiss him
  • Rich rides a periscope
  • Jaret and Rich love on ‪#‎BradPitt‬
  • Jaret loves his brother
  • Jaret thanks Rich
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about ‪#‎RaidersOfTheLostArk‬ as well

Ep.4 - The Goonies

November 13, 2015
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Things discussed in this episode:
  • Rich searches for the meaning of Goon
  • Jaret gets a house on the new Goon Dock Golf Course
  • Rich moves to Killeen, TX and hangs by his nails
  • Rich rates Spielberg, shitty
  • Jaret prevents jailbreaks more efficiently
  • Jaret touches wieners
  • Rich works Corey Feldman
  • Jaret cures asthma by eating pizza
  • Rich flaccidly detects herpes
  • Jaret pees on his face
  • Rich French-kisses a cat and Kirk Cameron
  • Jaret perves out again, again
  • Eventually, we get around to talking about The Goonies, as well